Why not keep your valuables safe using the same technology applied to keeping high school lockers shut? I mean, it’s not like those were easy to just punch really hard at the top to come undone. Nice work here bud, nobody will be able to pick your WhiteTrashRepairs lock! New York More
Forget about hanging out in a barber shop with black guys, I’d give a week’s pay just to sit at your hair salon and hear you ask for “the jellyfish”! New York & Ohio More
Turns out if none of it matches then it all matches right? Ehh, who cares, the real story here is Lucas sold Star Wars for like a gajillion dollars and there will be nothing but animated Jar Jars now. How hard is that to swallow fanboys? New York More
Let me sit you down for a Bronx tale of my own. When you get older your ass gets bigger and saggier. I know this, so I don’t need visual evidence of it. Cover it up. Thank you in advance to those who will apply this trade secret. Florida & New York More
Holiday Man! What’s going on buddy! There isn’t a holiday for like another month but you’re always welcome here on PoWM, because with us everyday is a holiday….mainly due to the fact that we are alcoholics. It’s a celebration bitches! New York More