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This is less of a Happy Valentine’s Days wish from us and the Holiday Man and more of a public service announcement reminding all of our male fans out there that you have 1 week to spend a bunch of money for no reason other than it’s the 14th of February or you’ll get in […] More
I guess the jacket + pajamas combo is a hot new trend I didn’t know about. Looks fresh to death. Which one do you guys think is the tip tops? Some love and cupcakes for your President or my man with the soft chocolaty center in a hard candy shell? New York & North Carolina More
You’d figure that black hole would have sucked in that excess thigh cheese. New York More
Ohhh you were so close. Keep practicing there buddy….Kinda looks like the most average boring act of car sex ever. Like if someone said “describe boring car sex,” my first thought would be a grey Subaru humping a grey minivan. So average. New York More
Ohh I see you’ve got yourself a little freak on a leash there. For a minute there I thought you were a normal couple shopping around Walmart. Thanks for restoring my faith in the fact that no such couple shopping at Walmart exists. Deep down we are all Walcreatures right? – Trick question. If you […] More
You want a nice dress that not only looks elegant but gives you the flexibility to squat a Buick. New York More
Is there anything sexier than Walmart selfies? I mean, they are classy, sexy and practical all rolled into one pic! Anyway, enjoy these selfies, and before I forget I wanted to point out how hot that blonde’s Adam’s apple was. California & New York More
Ahhhhhh it’s so fluffy!!!! I love Despicable Me so I’d get super excited to see these two Minions rolling back some prices with me. How about you guys? New York More
I bet you were all getting worried if we’d have a Happy Thanksgiving post from the Holiday Man. Well fear not, our walking display of cheer is hear to wish us all a Happy Thanksgiving. New York More
Because nothing screams “take me seriously” like leather decked out in neon glue ranting. New York More
Because every day should feel like a bad acid trip…Seriously though, you’re not Doc Ellis, nothing productive is going to come out of what you’ve got going on here. New York More
I’m sure there are a million red-hot jokes you guys could come up with, but what I really want to know is which one you’d want to throw into a ring with a bull. Illinois & New York More
