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Okay, now we’ve got ourselves a dirty cave man and a french maid to clean up after him. As much as I wish Encino Man could actually happen, I’m thinking these are costumes. Nevada More
Everyone loves honesty. Cut right to the chase, I like that. Good news for you, you’re marketing yourself in the right location and that’s a great first start. Do work boys. Nevada More
It’s not often someone takes life advice from The 40 Year Old Virgin, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do I suppose. Nevada More
There may be hope for this generation after all. I’m sure our pals over at TheProudParents.com would agree this is a parenting win. Nevada More
Honestly, If I wasn’t born in the 80’s I would say you could just wipe out that entire decade. Can’t we just leave it in the past and try to forget it? Please! Nevada More
I can’t tell which is worse, spending all that time cutting stupid crap into your head or not spending enough time to cut the stupid crap off you head. Nevada More
The real question is why aren’t people in public just quickly tossing objects at her so her natural reaction reflex to catch or block them will shatter those nails? I honestly could not help my self to give her a think fast toss of like a big jar of pickles or something. Worst case scenario […] More
Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with […] More
To be fair, the rest of his construction co-worker buddies all say those heels really accentuate his supple ass. Nevada More
Advice to all my ladies out there: if you do decide to grow a beard, at least make it a cool beard like Abigale Lincoln here. People are gonna look anyways, might as well make them jealous. Nevada More
Since when does “cute” mean “stuff I want to shoot fireworks at to make them look better”? People need to notify me of definition changes like this! Nevada More
Did we just find a mother and son that were separated at birth?…probably not. It’s more likely just two nasty people digging in their butthole out in public. But we can dream can’t we? Nevada & Virginia More
