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What?!?!!? Two “Who Wears It Better?” in one day! Are you kidding me?! Friday the 13th is luckier than folk lure lets on! Hot damn! So we all wish we had x-ray vision, but like they say, be careful what you wish for! Who ya going with people? Missouri & New Jersey More
Judging by your shirt, I think it’s safe to assume that it’s also the size of ChapStick. New Jersey More
Nothing better than a cougar on the prowl. Which then brings me to my next point, if an older woman chasing a younger boy is a cougar then does that mean that an older man chasing a younger boy is a Nittany Lion? Man college sports are all sorts of fucked up right now. Don’t […] More
You may call these new aged vikings lazy for just scooping up women on their bikes and riding away. I say they are just adapting with the times. You may then say he isn’t a viking because he is black. I would then say you are a racist and point you to nearly 84% of […] More
Hey SpaceGhost coast to coast, you are creeping me out during my last minute shopping. Knock it off! New Jersey More
Walmart….PetSmart. Walmart….PetSmart. Walmart….PetSmart. See the difference? Then f*ckin’ learn it people! New Jersey More
It looks like you’re trying to pick up more than just a prescription. New Jersey More
Why do I feel like you are gonna burst into some R&B song right now and serenade me? Please don’t bother….you had me at side boob. New Jersey More
Covered from head to toe in fur. This leads me to two conclusions: (1) You might as well carry a sign that reads “Hey PETA bet you can’t get any red paint on me!” and (2) you probably have a really hairy bush. Gross I know, and i’m sure people will bitch, but before you […] More
Ignoring the obvious multi-tasking, and whether the under or over technique is better….I just hope the baby doesn’t absorb any of the chemicals from those acid-washed jorts! New Jersey More
On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true. New Jersey More
You aren’t Jimmy Buffett and this isn’t Margaritaville….get the f***in’ bird out of here! New Jersey More
