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Ummm ok, couple of ladies on the prowl that might have just missed their prime hunting season by a few decades. But perhaps these cougars still got some bite left? Anyway, I’m sure there are such things as a GILF, not sure these two fit the bill but I don’t know what else to call […] More
Damn girl, I don’t need a machine to let you know my blood pressure is rising. New Jersey More
Hell yes you can bring me an extra basket of bottom biscuits! They are like the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits of the Walmart world. Goddamn boy, everybody knows that. New Jersey & South Carolina More
Sometimes direct advertising works. Personally I’m curious as to why the hooker industry doesn’t use more billboard advertising. Frankly it would clear up some confusion for the horny creepers that aren’t 100% sure that girl wearing nothing but a leopard thong, heels and a tube top is in fact a prostitute. New Jersey More
Now everybody do the skanky leg, yaaa the skanky leg. Oh oh oh I said the skanky leg…whoops! Sorry, sometimes I get all excited and lose my head. Arizona & New Jersey More
I don’t know whether to ridicule you for not wearing pants or applaud the fact that you are shopping for some…Actually, you know what, nobody should be thanked for putting on pants. So you’re dumb. New Jersey More
For those wondering, here is an example of one of those times letting your pants hang low and not wearing a belt could come back to haunt you. New Jersey More
Well giddy on up there cowpolks we’ve got ourselves a good ol’ shootout in today’s “Who Wears It Better?” So which one of these two would make you save a horse and see who is quicker on the draw? New Jersey More
Well at least we can all be thankful they managed to wear some terrible clothing to show off their terrible tattoos. I don’t even know if a dragon can be considered a tramp stamp, but the other tat is definitely of a naked tramp so I’m all sorts of confused. Oh well, you’ll guys let […] More
I’d bet you 10 to 1 those didn’t start off as see-through yoga pants. But hell, if you could stretch a brick wide enough you’ll eventually be able to see through it. New Jersey More
Just in case you were one of the dumb oblivious people who thought he was approachable before this gem of a tattoo. New JErsey More
I guess there is a little slut inside of all of us. New Jersey More
