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Battle Of The Buttons
Apparently some ladies got their advanced copy of Cosmo because they already know this fall’s new fashion style is belly buttons. Kansas & New Jersey More
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Whooty Who
How can you possibly think that’s an appropriate outfit to go out in public? It’s barely appropriate for a dominatrix. Ugh, I honestly hope Dexter is behind that plastic curtain with a room set up for you. New Jersey More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Iowa, New Jersey, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?
WWIB: Skin To Win
Not sure who created this sneak peek look on some of these clothes but they clearly didn’t think it all the way through. Clearly nobody wins here but we can still try to figure out “Who Wears it Better?” Iowa & New Jersey More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, New Jersey, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionThey’re Grrrrrrreat!
Okie dokie, I guess it’s appropriate you’re in the breakfast aisle because you just woke me up. New Jersey More
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Lost Kittens
I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’ll just go ahead and notify both your parents for you since they clearly aren’t hearing your cries for attention. New Jersey More
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The Skunk Punk
Listen pal, we drew a line at not letting certain animals into Walmart. Now if you had to guess, which side of the line do you think skunks would fall? New Jersey More
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The Ho Train
I’m not sure where da Ho Ho Ho’s at sir. I’m also not sure if that custom “black santa with a pick comb in his beard” sweatshirt you have on is racist or not. Can Latinos be racist to black people? Can I even laugh at that shirt now it’s 2015? I’m a white guy […] More
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in Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny, New Jersey, Walmart FashionPoopy Pants
Didn’t quite make it, not even trying to fake it. That’s how bad it must be telling his lady friend he doesn’t want to shop with her. The fear that must be inside him. Chilling. New Jersey More
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Selfie Control
I must be the only one left on the planet that still feels like a total dildo taking a selfie of myself. Grown ass man with no chill. Ya look foolish. New Jersey More