The Beautiful People
Maybe Marilyn Manson and the Hamburglar had some angry emo kid and didn’t tell anyone about it. New Hampshire More
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Show Your Tiger Paws
I’d like to call her a ‘Tiger’ girl, but that seems to have a different connotation nowadays that I’m not quite sure she fits into. New Hampshire More
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Do You Want Fries With That Shake?
Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty. Actually, please refrain from any further movement. My stomach couldn’t possibly take any more. New Hampshire More
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The Grass Is Always Greener
I thought if I followed her I was going to find a pot of gold, but we only got as far as the exit when she turned around and flicked me off. Angry little things! New Hampshire More
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Late Night
I’m sure once Jimmy Fallon saw the camera he just stared right into it and starting laughing when he wasn’t supposed to. New Hampshire More
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in Animals, New HampshireIguana Man
Man, when did backpacks start becoming so crazy? What’s that? Oh, it’s a f***ing iguana on his back!! That seems necessary. New Hampshire More
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My Little Ballerina
You are not a ballerina so don’t dress like one! That shirt manages to give your side boobs back boobs…..I’m not even sure how that’s possible, but you accomplished it. New Hampshire More
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Got Bodies?
Really? I seriously want to find the marketing team for Milk and castrate all of them for bringing us the “Got ‘insert whatever you want because you aren’t creative enough to come up with your own slogan’?” New Hampshire More
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