Right To The Face
This black pit of despair seems fitting for a Monday. You don’t want it to be here, I don’t want it to be here, but alas it’s here. Deal with it. New Hampshire More
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Caboose Cleavage
With jorts like that flashing those bottom biscuits you can’t even pretend like you don’t know exactly what you’re doing. Nobody could objectively look at those shorts and think they would cover anything at all. You are full on in the know regarding your booty cleavage. New Hampshire More
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No Worries
Forget YOLO, my man clearly lives life straight up Hakuna Matata style. New Hampshire More
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#ClownLife
If I had to pick my favorite type of clown, it would be Homey D. Clown but a close second would be hobo clowns. It’s like they are happy but sad at the same time. It intrigues me. New Hampshire More
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Number Two
Not really putting the “vanity” in a vanity plate I see. But, on the other hand I value honesty and If I were a cop and saw you speeding I’d probably let you go because we’ve all been on that race track home at some point. New Hampshire More
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Heed Advice Or Fondle Boobies?
Just because your shirt might be inherently truthful doesn’t make them appropriate for public use. I just can’t decide which one I’d never wear more. I mean, sure we love big ol’ boobies in America (to be honest what country doesn’t?) but you can never pass up quality advice like not being a dick. I’m […] More
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Rat A Tat Tat
Turns out you can have really awful hair whether you have very little of it or a lot of it. So which do you prefer, the rat tail or the rat nest? New Hampshire More
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Story Time
I feel your pain lady. Sometimes I think Walmart has 30 lanes just to show you that it could be fast and convenient to check out but would rather make you and everyone else wait in line at the 4 lanes that are open and always seem to be manned by the slowest human beings […] More
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Chief Wally World
I cannot confirm or deny that this is Mimi Siku from Jungle 2 Jungle all grown up. New Hampshire More
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Like A Shark’s Fin
I could never grasp the idea of taking a shitty car and spending money on it to make it look shittier. Seems so counterproductive that I wonder if people in this world have too much free time on their hands. That’s how stupid ideas come to life. New Hampshire More
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Long Lost Son
Mother and child reunited? Although I suppose I could understand why each one would probably rather not be associated with the other. Alabama & New Hampshire More
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