Happy 4th!
So does my man know how to party for America’s birthday or what?! I’d love to celebrate our independence with this guy and some red, white, & brews!….Have a fun and safe 4th from PoWM. Nebraska More
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Tantastic!
Ohhh! I think this is one of those double picture things! So do you see a vase or two old people? Nebraska More
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Pile It On
I guess it’s good for that kid’s sake that they actually got everything but the kitchen sink. Nebraska More
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Where Is The Fanny Pack?
You know when your child comes out of his/her room dressed like the kid from Big Daddy and you ask them if they “got dressed in the closet”? That’s cute. This is just sad. Nebraska More
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Nothing Gold Can Stay
What does a guy wear who is a lover of Goldie Hawn, has a golden retriever, and has a gold tooth? How the f*ck should I know? Nebraska More
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The Milkmaid
There is nothing better on a hot day than a cold drink in the shade. Nebraska More
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Wing Dings
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings. Nebraska More
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Battle Scar
I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to […] More
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All You Can Eat Buffet
No soup or salad for this guy. He only eats ham, bacon, or any other part of the pig. Nebraska More
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Where’s Cheech?
His chest hair can knock you out with one punch….Yeah, let that sink in. Nebraska More
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A Mixed Bag
Oh my God! All those colors and patterns! What are you hiding from? Fashion? If so, don’t worry, I don’t think it will ever find you. Nebraska More
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Patches O’ Houlihan
It’s amazing how badly this makes me want to skip Christmas. I get your intentions Dickie, but there is no Christmas joy being conveyed unto me by this. Nebraska More
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