Where’s The Beef?
Sir, for the last time, we are not Hickory Farms and will not accept your request to return this summer sausag…..OMG! Nebraska More
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Don’t Fence Me In
And they said white kids can’t pull off chains and grills……they were right. Nebraska More
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Feelin’ Ducky
Duck….duck…..nope. I’m not playing this game anymore! Nebraska More
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No Interview Required
My guess? He was hired on the spot before he even had a chance to fill in his name. Nebraska More
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No Nap For You!
Listen, I can’t be too judgmental because I know how cranky I get when I miss my nap time, so sometimes you just gotta do what ya gotta do…or you could be a responsible parent, like that’s any fun. Nebraska More
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American Made
Well that’s just great for your ass! Now if we can only find a company dumb enough to let us export it to them. Nebraska More
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Tyler Durden
Typically I’m all for self painted rides because it gives us great pics to post on here and YouDriveWhat.com, but I’m just saying maybe a caring therapist out there could drop their card under this person’s windshield. Nebraska More
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Wrong Ho-Ho-Holiday
You know who dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween? Someone that’s not creative. But while we are on the topic let me vent my frustration real quick to people and stores. Show some damn respect for Thanksgiving people! I don’t want to see X-mas stuff, I don’t want to hear X-mas music while I’m […] More
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WWIB: Nut Huggers Edition
Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of […] More
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Hold It Against Me
Oh shit! Did Britney Spears go off the deep end again? Nebraska More
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Actin’ Hard
You know that asshole neighbor that is always outside without a shirt on no matter what the temperature is, always has a beer in his hand (to go with his beer gut), and is always yelling at his kids to “shut the f*ck up”? Well, apparently he sometimes likes to drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade. See, […] More
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Coppin’ A Squat
Well obviously walking into the store to take a piss is out of the question, so naturally the “behind the car door parking lot piss” was in order. Unfortunately for you, a car door only blocks one side. Some advice from an expert outdoor pisser like myself…open the front and back door and go in […] More
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