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Amerigo The Forgotten
Ahhh yes, the forgotten Orange Mario Brother. He’s not quite a good guy like Mario & Luigi and he’s not quite a bad guy like Wario & Waluigi. So basically he just kinda chills all day in his parents house as they berate him for not being more like his brothers. Nebraska More
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Goat Games
Just a goat in a diaper in the backseat of a car in the Walmart parking lot. No big deal. We call that Wednesday around these parts. Nebraska More
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Socks + Sandals
This is what happens when you pair the same pair of socks for 10 years without taking them off. #YOLO Nebraska More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Nebraska, Walmart Fashion12 Inches Of Lovin’
Do you think Guinness tracks the record for most cleavage? Seriously, let’s stop and take a minute to admire the fact that she has a good foot of cleavage showing with more in the chamber waiting. That is a Subway sub of titty hanging out. Bravo. Nebraska More
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Cornhole At The Tailgate
I think you should be suspended for making us see that butt crack…See what I did there? Suspended. Like temporarily banned. Cause of the suspenders. Ahhh you people can’t be pleased. Nebraska More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Nebraska, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionMy O My
Thanks for showing us exactly where the doom hole is. Very helpful….Wait a minute. Haven’t I seen that hand “O” somewhere before that ended up stinking it up just as bad?…That’s right. I saw that stinker Monday night from Oregon! Nebraska More
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Save A Deer
I can’t publicly come out and support murder, but I can say he may be on to something. Food for thought. Nebraska More
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Merry Christmas Eve!
Santa Claus is comin’…to town! Who needs reindeer when a perfectly good steed (complete with a Santa hat) does the trick? Nebraska More
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In The News: Road Rage
“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart. Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror. Pankratius faces […] More
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KANGAROO SONG!
Just because you will always be your mother’s baby doesn’t give you a reason to still act like one when you’re 6’4″ and pushing a deuce and a quarter. Nebraska More
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Like An Eagle On A Perch
Oh ok, just gonna perch on up there like a bird huh? Well I’ll ignore you and let you carry on acting like a weird ass bird, but if you shit on my car we’re gonna have serious problems. Nebraska More