#ByeByeBambi
Turns out it’s much cheaper to fix a dent with some witty humor. I like your style my friend. North Carolina More
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Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
Babe the Big Blue Ox’s Bitch? North Carolina More
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Fruit Of The Eww
Nice sag job bud. We all appreciate you showing us those tighty-but-not-so-whities. North Carolina More
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#Horsepower
Can’t say I disagree, but I will add this important caveat – It really depends on what “car” you’re putting it in. North Carolina More
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Rows Of Corn
Is there a single white person in the history of the world that has looked good in cornrows? Seriously. It’s just about the worst thing you can do to your entire image because there is a 0% chance of not looking like an untrustworthy piece of shit. North Carolina More
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Junk On The Trunk
This is what I imagine everybody’s junk drawer would look like if it magically became a Transformer and shifted into a car. North Carolina More
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Whoa Mo
Every time I see a big bright mohawk all I can see is a big ol’ peacock with it’s nice feathers spread out for attention. Unfortunately that then makes your head the peacock’s ass, but for those of you playing at home, I still think that fits nicely in my comparison here. North Carolina More
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You Found Him
Kinda looks like Waldo just decided to say f it and get all lazy on us. North Carolina More
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Forever Alone
The only clear explanation here is this young lady grew by 14 years in a matter of minutes. That is the only reasonable thing to cause those pants to be that tight and for an adult sized person to be on the floor in the toys aisle. North Carolina More
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Don’t Wanna Grow Up
It’s never a good sign when your car decorations would make a Toys for Tots charity drive jealous. North Carolina More
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Winter Booty
Well it’s December so clearly it’s time for your winter booty shorts. North Carolina More
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Free Goat Rides
Just because you put your goat in a hilarious chariot that you pull around on your motor-scooter doesn’t mean it’s cool to bring him into Walmart…I mean, it’s really, really close to being just awesome enough for me to allow it, but I still have to say no. North Carolina More
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