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Sale On Common Sense

This person straight up doesn’t care. Just flashing the Kohl’s bag right in front of Walmart. “I’ll asphyxiate on my own terms and on another’s low prices!” North Carolina More

by luke November 4, 2015, 5:00 pm
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Angle Of The Dangle

I call this masterpiece “The Many Angles of A Walmartian”. Very Andy Warhol-esque don’t you think? North Carolina More

by luke November 4, 2015, 2:00 pm
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The Southern Belle

Buddy, super hot girls barely get away with wearing cutoff jorts and a belly shirt. What makes you think you can rock it out? Seriously, what makes you think that? I need to know so we can somehow correct that part of your thought process. North Carolina More

by luke October 30, 2015, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Funny, North Carolina, Parenting, Walmart Fashion, Washington

The Kiddos

Turns out just about everybody can have kids. Doesn’t take much brains to do it either. North Carolina & Washington More

by luke October 7, 2015, 11:12 am
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Bite Me

For the first time in my life, I would rather eat a Subway sandwich. So please move out of my way. North Carolina More

by luke October 6, 2015, 11:30 am
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‘Merican Style

Dude looks like he is about to go ride a bull he named ISIS for a solid 3 minutes then take it behind the rodeo and put it down for that American dirt nap. Get some cowboy! North Carolina More

by luke August 25, 2015, 5:00 pm
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Young At Heart

Just holding onto that youth like it’s a life and death situation huh? Listen bud, pull a Rose from Titanic and just let go. Let go. North Carolina More

by luke August 5, 2015, 2:00 pm
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Southern Pride

Any volunteers to climb that flag pole and remove this Confederate flag? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Seems like everyone would rather see this flag stay up than see what’s underneath. North Carolina More

by luke August 3, 2015, 11:30 am
in Featured Creature, Funny, North Carolina, Walmart Fashion

Bow Knows

Perhaps instead of a ribbon and bow tattoo on your legs you should have used like some heavy duty chains and a vice-grip. Would have been more believable. North Carolina More

by luke July 22, 2015, 5:00 pm
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Out Cold

Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable. North Carolina More

by luke July 20, 2015, 9:17 am
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The Supply List

The real question is how many times did you screw up before your wife resorted to this? North Carolina More

by luke July 7, 2015, 2:00 pm
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Back Crack Is Whack

That is so high it’s no longer a butt crack, it’s a back crack. I’m like 50/50 on whether that is your ass hair or neck hair, that’s how high up it looks. North Carolina More

by luke June 19, 2015, 8:00 am

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