Original Kitty
Looks like some cats have more like 90 lives. North Carolina More
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20 Days ‘Til Christmas
Only 20 days until Christmas so, you know…plenty of time to smoke some crack I guess. North Carolina More
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WWIB: Ripped Open
Who doesn’t love a well placed rip? It’s like a little peep-hole into the soul…or ass rash. Whatever the case may be. North Carolina More
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Property Of
Wait what? Why would anyone ever put that on the back of their booty? What company thought printing that was a good idea? How many people did this go through without someone saying something? Answer me dammit!!!! North Carolina More
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Out For A Bit
That shirt is either a tad long or that dress is extremely short. Either way your bottom biscuits are peaking out. North Carolina More
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A Pirate’s Life For Me
Huh? Why would you do that? It’s 2016, the pirate success rate is at like 5%. Honestly just not a good income source. North Carolina More
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WWIB: Jammies
Fall is upon us. Which means lots of Uggs and pumpkin lattes from white girls, but it also means lots of onesies in public for weirdos that need attention when it’s cold outside too. So, do you like milking the cow or playing doctor? North Carolina More
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Lucifer Himself
♫ The devil went down to Walmart. He was looking for some soap to steal. ♫ North Carolina More
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Tropical Fruit
Meet Spongebob’s house. Yeah, not as charming as you might have thought… North Carolina More
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The Human Snowball
You look like those white cheddar cheeseball puffs they release at Christmas time…..I dig that. North Carolina More
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The Kardashian Killer
Dude. Are you trying to make yourself suspect #1 when something horrible eventually happens to that big butted chick whose real dad helped get OJ off for murder and whose second dad (mom now?) killed a person with his/her car? Now that I think about it, perhaps a strong father figure in her life would […] More
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