Bikini Babe
It’s almost bikini season ladies!!! Which reminds me, please consult a mirror to see if you qualify to participate prior to the season. North Carolina More
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other
Oh snap! It’s like Payne Stewart and John Daly had a kid…..Love it. North Carolina More
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Who Wears It Better: Gold Edition
Ooohhh yaaaa! I love me some “Who Wears It Better”. It leaves me all tingly inside. We got a good matchup for you today, so you let us know which one you would like to see digging for gold! Massachusetts & North Carolina More
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This Bud’s For You
For Valentine’s Day tell your man you love him….and that it’s okay for him to give you Irish kisses instead of regular ones. North Carolina More
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Puff The Magic Afro
If I’m not mistaken, my favorite Afro Star is back in action! Then again it’s tough to distinguish one old lady with an afro and glasses from another. You be the judge. Here is her first disco at Walmart. North Carolina More
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You Can’t Have It
Is car theft that big of a deal around there that you feel the need to detach the steering wheel off your 1992 Nissan Sentra and carry it with you? Trust me, I’m sure it’s safe because no one would risk getting tetanus from the car’s rust. North Carolina More
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Nestlé Chunky
Remember how when you were growing up you always thought having X-ray vision would be the greatest thing in the world? Yeah, I’ll let you stew on that for a while and reconsider your friends argument for being able to fly as the best power. North Carolina More
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The Lemonheads
I think they plan on sitting in a bathtub full of all that lemon juice so their vaginas are as sour as their appearance and overall outlook on life…..of course that’s just one theory. North Carolina More
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Helllllloooooooo!
No….wait….it couldn’t be….is it?….But it’s been years…..is it?…..Mrs. Doubtfire? North Carolina More
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I’m A Boat Captain
Who says Hugh Hefner is the only person capable of rocking that hat?! Although I have to say that hat looks a little more ridiculous when it’s not surrounded by 22 year old naked blondes. North Carolina More
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Check Under Your Cart
Fortunately the checkout lady was nice enough to come around with the scanner gun so they didn’t have to throw their backs out lugging that lazy turd up onto the conveyor belt. North Carolina More
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First Blood
I don’t see what they’re laughing…oh my God! You snuck up on me there Rambette! Geez, you are stealthy! North Carolina More
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