I think the question that everyone wants to ask is: “Do the carpets match the drapes?” If the answer was “Yes” then I’m not really sure what my next question would be. What would yours be? Georgia & North Carolina More
Obama is giving away cars now too?!?! Damn I thought I was missing out by not getting an Obama phone but now that I see this I’m actually kinda glad I don’t get anything. North Carolina More
Bottom biscuits seem to be the new plumber’s crack. I can’t decide if I’m happy about that or not. What are your thoughts? North Carolina & New Jersey More
I call this the loneliest food purchase ever if I didn’t have a hunch that he is sharing these with his mother….or at least storing them in the same freezer he keeps her body. Ain’t that right Norman Bates? North Carolina More
What? Motorcycles are just penis extensions anyway right? Might as well have the “balls” to admit it right? Holy geez I’m on fire like NBA Jam today! North Carolina More
So I did some research and found out this guy wasn’t really returning anything. He just walks up to customer service everyday and they just hand him free shit for being so awesome. North Carolina More
I love how much we have evolved in 2012 where an interracial couple is no longer so taboo and we can appreciate them for just being weird and gross. That my friends, is called progress. North Carolina More
On a scale of 1 to Jerry Sandusky, how legit is this ice cream van? It looks like they’ve got Choco Tacos so in my expert opinion this van is too legit to quit. North Carolina More