The Horny Soccer Mom
Sorry bro, nobody in the world has ever been that excited in a minivan. North Carolina More
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Scoping It Out
Damn you camo! You fooled me again. I almost completely overlooked this gal, but my trained eyes can spot them now. I won’t let 10 point bottom biscuits in Walmart get by my scope! North Carolina More
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Tracker Smacker
He made the car a trike. Why, you ask? Because he literally couldn’t have made the car any worse. Honestly if his idea was to transform it into a giant mobile flaccid penis I probably still would have been like “Ehhh, go for it. Can’t get any worse than it already is.” North Carolina More
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That’s What I Pictured
With that size mullet you think I needed a sign on your shirt to point that our for me? North Carolina More
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Beers & Beans
There are few things in the summer I enjoy more than tailgating. I’ve used nearly any excuse possible to tailgate but I’ve never stretched it as far as tailgating before Walmart shopping. That’s either dedication or sadness, I haven’t made my final judgement. North Carolina More
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Spaghetti Western
Don’t worry about saving a horse because I’m not sure I can find a cowboy for you to ride. North Carolina More
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Sweet Relief
Hey, sometimes you just have to whip it out in public and take a wiz. Some of us use better discretion than others but hey it happens….Reason #14 why I’m happy I’m a dude. North Carolina More
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Doggin’ It
After months of hard work, dedication and practice, she finally made captain of the school’s hot dog eating team. North Carolina More
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Poop & Co.
There is a shit on the floor. I was going to do a “Who Wears It Better?” or whatnot, but that’s not gonna happen. The more I think of it at least this dude tried (quite unsuccessfully) to cover up and fix his accident. The other one is simply a shit on the floor and […] More
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in Alabama, Featured Creature, Funny, North Carolina, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Bad Vs. Baby
I still haven’t figured out why women need to wear shorts with stuff written on the ass. It’s in a man’s nature to check it out, then we’ll decide whether it was worth it or not. Butt anyway (see what I did there?) while we’re looking I suppose I should have you guys tell me […] More
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A Star Is Re-Born
Afro Star in the house!!!!!!! Whoop Whoop!!! In my head there is really crazy techno music being played for some reason, but whatever, I’m excited. She’s my girl and I missed her. North Carolina More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kentucky, North Carolina, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: The Biscuiteers
You know what it is now? That’s right, it’s biscuit season. So which cook would you want in your kitchen? Kentucky & North Carolina More
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