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Someone asked me if there is anything better than a rat tail and to be honest I was stumped. I assumed there was not. Then BOOM! Right in my face I get hit with the Siamese twin rat tail and it turns everything I thought I knew about this world upside down. North Carolina More
Well excuse me. I hope the two of you got some big ol’ lumps of coal for Christmas with potty mouths like that. Where is Ralphie’s mom with the soap when you need her? Nebraska & North Carolina More
Hey Chubby Checker, why don’t you twist around and notice your pants are see-through. North Carolina More
Normally me and the boys over at www.girlsinyogapants.com perk up when we hear “see through yoga pants” but we are starting to realize 101 out of 100 times that comes from a Walmart we usually don’t want to look. But, while we are forcing you to loo let us know who you think wears it better! North […] More
What better way to accent your bright white ass than making it pop with a nice red thong. Reminds me of the worst peppermint ever. North Carolina More
I didn’t know they made skirts with convertible options. They should probably stop. North Carolina More
Awww, how cute is it seeing matching couples? Because without matching outfits it is very difficult to really see how far down his balls are in her purse. Nevada & North Carolina More
This doesn’t seem all that odd until you realize there really is never an appropriate time to wear a full length fur coat in Raleigh, NC. Especially when you compliment them with neon green flippy floppies. Also, is it weird that now I come to expect there is a greater than 50% chance he is […] More
I don’t even care what caused a chick fight in the middle of a Walmart, I just need to see this sooo badly now that I’m not in college where I could be home at 3:00 in the afternoon to watch the Jerry Springer Show. North Carolina More
Clean up on aisle…”F*ck this sh*t, I quit.” North Carolina More
“That’s what I love about them fat chicks; I get older, they stay the same size!” – And if you love fat chicks and creepy old dudes, be sure to check out the new trailer for Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa coming to a theater near you October 25th. North Carolina More
Afro Star!!!! I was wondering how this week could get any better!!! We started the week off with a Hall of Famer in Willy the Pimp and end it with another in Afro Star. Sometimes the Gods smile upon us. Talk about some epic book ends there baby! I’m playing the lottery. North Carolina More
