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The Trendsetter
Mark my words, this hairstyle will be sweeping the nation in the near future. Then the zombie apocalypse will take us all out. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! But hey, at least we will all go out in style, amirightoramiright? Montana More
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Gandy Is A Dandy
I’ve seen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White but seeing Gandalf the Bat-Shit Crazy is a first for me. Montana More
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Party, Party, Party
You know what the best part about a skullet is? It still says “party in the back” but it says “f*ck business in the front, I’m here to party.” Montana & Pennsylvania More
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Starry Night
Remember guys, if you ever find yourself terribly lost in this horrific neck of the woods you can always find your way out by following the North Star. Montana More
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The Massage Bus
Rub and tugs aren’t even inconspicuous these days! That’s just deals on wheels right there. Montana More
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Head Out On The Highway
If you can read this the baby fell off….Hmm, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Somebody call CPS. Montana More
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Mr. Fix It
It’s only Thursday but it seems I’m not the only one looking forward to the weekend. Nothing better than poppin’ a squat and enjoying a smoke while your buddy works on your truck in a Walmart parking lot…I think the kids refer to this as “the sweet life”! Montana More
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Cyber Monday > Black Friday: Part 3
Why Cyber Monday is better than Black Friday – Reason #3: Even if you do dress like an idiot while shopping online and somebody does take your picture, you won’t end up on PeopleofWalmart.com. Montana More
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The Harvard Fashion Major
I would like to take this opportunity to say that we at PoWM are not liable for any monocles broken or caviar wasted by all of you Yale alums laughing….Then again, what are the odds any Yale alums come to our website? Because I’m pretty sure our humor is too high-brow for them! Montana More
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Prom Night In Montana
Hey PoWM, how boring is prom night in bumf*ck Montana? Great question. For the answer, see the group above, none of whom were elected prom king or queen, but 2 were offered jobs as overnight stockers. Montana More
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Dressed To Kill
Did you pick up that heavy metal hula outfit at your last Kiss luau? Your creeping me out…I wanna say “dude”, but that’s another story for another day. Montana More