Smokin’ Joe
I don’t care what day of the week it is, there is no reason for a camel to be at Walmart unless it’s Joe Camel passing out some non-filters to children in the 1950’s. Mississippi More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Mississippi, Mullets/Tails, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionHeaven Or Hell?
Whenever the word heaven is in my mind I cant help but think of this song in The Green Mile and that makes me smile….until now. You’ve officially ruined heaven for me. Congrats, that is a ginormous asshole move you’ve managed to pull off and I hate you for it. Mississippi More
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Up All Night To Get Lucky
Smart experienced move there grandpa. Can’t have a bunch of old pregnant bitches running around here. Mississippi More
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Deviled Ham
You know, with great marketing and sales pitches like this one it’s hard to believe Satan doesn’t have a larger following around town. Mississippi More
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Holy Dumperooni!
Now I know what Sisqo was talking about when he referred to “dumps like a truck”. Holy powerbomb batman, that will leave you thunderstruck. Mississippi More
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The Caped Crusader
In our next episode, we find our cape crusaders finding low prices on everything from produce to children’s clothing….and this show is canceled. Mississippi More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Mississippi, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Cracking Jokes
How do you class up sweatpants even more? Great question, the answer is with some buttcrack. Then next brain buster question is what size crack do you prefer? Mississippi More
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Guess What Day It Is?
Here are some big ass humps to get you guys through your hump day. If you can get over these puppies, you can get through this Wednesday! Mississippi More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Mississippi, Mullets/Tails, Parenting, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Kids Cuts
Ohhh children, they do the darndest things. Obviously it’s not the kid’s fault, if you let them do whatever they want they’ll run a muck. I’m just curious which haircut you parents out there would allow your kid to rock? Florida & Mississippi More
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Perky & Punctual
I love it when my day gets some added perk! Some big voluptuous man-perk! Mississippi More
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