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Listen bud, I applaud the effort but Pennywise from IT just isn’t the ultimate scary clown anymore. You’re barking up the wrong generation’s tree. You want me to poop my pants in public? Let me turn the corner into the freezer section and run into Twisty the Clown. I’ll leave a brown trail all the way out the […] More
For argument’s sake lets go ahead and assume it’s perfectly natural to want to just lay down and catch a few zzzz’s in the middle of shopping at Walmart. Why not go over to the pillow aisle instead of resting on a towel next to a pair of Sketchers? Mississippi More
Mohawk not getting you enough attention? Dye it. So which of these Mr. T apprentices wears it better? Mississippi More
That’s either an elf or Andre 3000 from Outkast. Either way I’m just gonna go ahead and move on to the next aisle. Mississippi More
Yaaaa soooooo you’ve got that going on. Good for you. At least our friends over at WTFtattoos.com like it. Mississippi More
It would probably be cheaper just to wear a shirt that says “Douchebag Bro” to let everyone know. Mississippi More
Must be a music themed day, because that booty is trying to break on through to the other side. Mississippi More
This looks like the car version of The Hills Have Eyes. Mississippi More
Now you know why your grandkids never call you. You never let them talk. Mississippi More
It’s tough to knock someone for practicing good hygiene, but I honestly believe there can be absolutely nothing hygienic about doing anything in a Walmart bathroom. Mississippi More
And the #1 reason I don’t go to Walmart? My luck I’d get struck by cross-eyed Cupid’s bow and fall in love with some Walcreature. Mississippi More
Looks like this black swan has fallen on some even tougher times. Mississippi More
