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I love football, who doesn’t right? Communists, exactly. Anyway, I also love fantasy football. I’m in like 4 leagues this year, which got me thinking, if we had a PoWM fantasy draft who would be the 2nd overall pick? I mean, obviously Willy the Pimp is going #1. That’s a no-brainer. But who’s next? Let […] More
So I guess you could say your mom is an asshole? Missouri More
It’s time for Who Wears It Better: That’s What Happens When You Swallow Watermelon Seeds Edition. Now I haven’t knocked up a girl yet, so I don’t know firsthand, but I feel like these are the best maternity clothes. However, two of my best buds from college got babies on the way and I’m trying […] More
Let’s go kids, the train is leaving the station; either get on or get out! Choooo Choooo! Missouri More
Spiderman wore red cowboy boots? Yeah, maybe when he was riding his wooden rocking horse at age 4. C’mon man, you can’t even be weird correctly! You know what my spidey-senses are telling me? That you don’t have many friends. Missouri More
No wonder my Firefox runs slow! That’s it, I’m switching to Internet Explorer or Safari. They have to be less creepy! Missouri More
I don’t think that hairstyle and matching outfits are required to do flying roundhouse kicks, but they are highly encouraged. Missouri More
How would you like to be one of the other 47 clowns that ride in that car and she is the only clown that gets her picture on the side? That’s some straight up favoritism right there and I wouldn’t stand for it. Let’s just say she would be getting a pie to the face […] More
We at PoWM would like to extend the 4th another day with these two firecrackers. So which one would you rather wake up next to this morning, Cheeky Rodriquez or the 12 o’clock special? Missouri & Texas More
You can keep those Benz & Rolls Royce hood ornaments, nothing says baller like a flamingo! Missouri More
Okay playas I gotta know, when you got that cottonmouth and are in need of something to quench your thirst do you get down on some Hawaiian Punch or reach for the Kool-Aid? (Shameless plug) Don’t forget to check out all the other sweet rides over at YouDriveWhat.com! Missouri & Texas More
Yeah that’s right ladies, and you said all the romance was gone. Take that! Now let’s go get one of those gumballs so we can watch it spin around that ramp thingy! Missouri More
