Reach For The Sky
Consider me officially freaked the f*ck out right now.. Missouri More
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Loaded Clip
Personally, I don’t have the heart to break it to her that all those clips aren’t helping, so I just figured I’d let the internet do it for me…. Missouri More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Juggies
I don’t know what the hell Jug-N-Plug is. I’m amazed there are 2 different people jugging-n-plugging and judging my the sample size I have available, it’s definitely not something I ever want to know more about. Missouri More
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The Neck Beard
Holy balls of fire! You are the rooster king!!! Oh my dear sweet drooling, poopin’, crying baby Jesus that is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. I’m more in awe and impressed than I am angry you go out in public like this. Wow! Is that a neck beard or overgrown chest […] More
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Look Closely
Your back looks like an old wrinkly man’s face being unwillingly forced into a black ski mask…which is something that I honestly never thought I would say. Missouri More
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The Gator Chomp
Sweet outfit there lady, it reminds me of the University of Florida…and now all I can think about is you being eaten by an alligator. Probably because he got a whiff of those bottom biscuits. Missouri More
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Voting Day
After years of planning, campaigning, debating, annoying phone calls, awkward door-to-door conversations, yard signs everywhere, flip flopping, and over 2 billion dollars spent on terrible television ads in Ohio alone, today is the day we go out and vote for the person we knew we were going to vote for 4 years ago. You can […] More
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All The Bitches Love Me
Yeah, except mine. It looks like a button on a fur coat…think about it. Missouri More
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The Great Pumpkins
She is either shoplifting those pumpkins or those are real and she can’t sleep on her stomach. Missouri More
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Caption Contest!
Just like our great ancestors on the Oregon Trail (ohh maybe they will get dysentery and have to start over) these two are moving forward with a purpose. What I want to know is what she is saying? So it’s CAPTION CONTEST time!!!!! Winner will get a copy of our new book People of Walmart: Of […] More
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I’m Happy To Be Here
Wait for it…wait for it…you’ll see it…c’mon, you’ll find it. It’s like Where’s Waldo, once you spot it you won’t be able to stop staring at it…..aaaaaannnnndddd bam! Boner. Missouri More
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