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It must be that time of year when the People of Walmart bust out their favorite backless shirts that look like moths destroyed since the previous summer. We are gonna throw a little curveball at you on this one. One of these fine specimens is a dude. Can you guess which one? Yeah probably, it’s […] More
I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on. Missouri More
That’s like the grandaddy of all whale tails! I was going to say Moby Dick, but I don’t think a dick would want to be anywhere near that thing. Ehhhhh ohhhhh! Put it on the board!!!! Missouri More
Makes me “wonder” why you would wear that bra. Huh? Right? Wonder bra? Right? You know what, I hate all of you. Missouri More
Looks like Bos(s) Hog(g) has fallen on some tough times and landed in Mizzou. I guess all those failed attempts at catching dem Duke boys finally took its toll on the old man. Missouri More
While it is nowhere that I’d think to look I still find it hard to believe that’s a good hiding spot for your Easter eggs. Although I suppose you could save time by dying your hair and eggs at the same time, so props on efficiency? Missouri More
‘Cause he is f’in awesome, that’s why. Missouri More
Bad news: I can still see what you’re wearing. Only smart thing you did there was try to camouflage it. “Wait, but it’s stupid because it’s camouflaged.” – Ahhh now you’re catching on. We can play the chicken and the egg game all day long bud. Missouri More
I’m just curious what a hippie in 2013 does? I mean, I’m sure they’re bitching about something but is anyone taking them serious anymore? Do they still do marches in D.C. but nobody notices because they’re only about the size of a tour group right now? Missouri More
You see at first I was all “Where are those floating bottom biscuits coming from?!?!” Then I used my high end military binoculars and noticed you were just disguising them in camo all white trash-like. Missouri More
That’s weird, she usually never lets you put your hog in her trunk….huh? Right? No? Little too vulgar? Okay, that’s on me. My bad. Missouri More
We’ve got ourselves a bilingual battle in this Who Wears It Better: International Ass-cracks Edition. Okay, sure the guy in Canada probably speaks English too and Canada isn’t that far away, but you never know, those friendly Canucks could be up to something we’d never expect. Canada & Missouri More
