A Dragon’s Tale
Hey Red, that’s not a chameleon slyly blending in there unnoticed, that’s a lizard on your damn head. Acting like the jester of dragons over here. Missouri More
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Bank Biscuits
Judging by those ass hickeys I guess those bottom biscuits were just too good for someone to pass up. Missouri More
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Puppy Love
Every time I see a Bichon Frise, I think of this clip from Impractical Jokers… Missouri More
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The Magical Unicorn
The size of the products aren’t the only thing super-sized at Sam’s Club. The crazy is on a bigger level too! Missouri More
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WWIB: Hairy Situation
In words I never thought would leave my mouth – “I’m going to need you to ignore the guy with horns and just concentrate on the flower girl.” – I need you to do that because in this “Who Wears it Better” she takes her garden and matches it head to head (pun intended) vs […] More
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#Ramathorn
I thought the Rams and the Chiefs were rivals. Huh? Get it? Cause he has a Chiefs jacket on and a ram’s horn haircut. Whatever, it’s not even football season. Missouri More
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Seriously Serious
I bet you didn’t know The Joker had a sister. Maybe they call her the Pun-isher…Huh? Get it? Joker – Pun. Punisher….Should probably change my name to The Joker after slam dunks of hilarity like that. Missouri More
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Insufficient Funds
Here is a tip for all you ladies that like to show a bit too much out in public. Just know there are plenty of creepers out that that can’t wait to take a mental snapshot and deposit it to their spank bank. Better decisions people. That’s all I’m saying. Missouri More
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Protect This House
Thongs no longer become sexy when you don’t want to see the ass that is wearing them. Missouri More
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Barefoot Contessa
I don’t know what the hell is going on here, and quite frankly I’m too disgusted to even try to come up with something, so I’ll let you guys give me the low-down on what may have taken place. Because there HAS to be a good reason to be barefoot in a Walmart bathroom…right? Missouri More
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in Accidents?, Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionPoop There It Is
I’m not exactly sure how you got poop on the back and the side of your shorts and not the middle. I mean, my dog will roll in poop and get it there, but hopefully you have a better reason. Missouri More
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