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I think this might be the first time I truly understand Sisqo’s thong song. She got them dumps like a truck so literal they had to put a license plate on it. Missouri More
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Yosemite Sam
Okay, not quite sure I’m totally on board with this, but at least Yosemite Sam is the man. I just can’t bring myself to hate on the rootin’, tootin’, six gun shootin’, varmit-huntin’ wild man of the west! Maybe our pals at WTFtattoos.com can be a little harder on this guy than I can. Missouri More
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Santa’s Bag
Santa getting a bit frisky in the new year! Watch out girlfriend! *finger snaps* Missouri More
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Piggy Went To Walmart
Sure, why shouldn’t your pet pig come shopping with you? Only makes sense for Porky here to help pick out the meat you’re going to buy. Missouri More
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#BlackFridayBritches
Here is why I don’t go out shopping on Black Friday. If it comes down to it and I have to go up against someone like this for what I want, I’m gonna lose 10 out of 10 times. I’ll pay the extra $20 for my Keurig machine and not have to shit my own […] More
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Mountain Of A Minion
Sir, I’m sure you didn’t know this but unfortunately for you the Minions have made wearing yellow shirts with overalls a bit of an attention grabber in normal society today. On one hand you’re a grown man looking like an animated creature, on the other hand I love the Minions so I actually think you’re […] More
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Burn Baby Burn
OHHHH GOD!!!!! It burns just looking at it. I’m gonna go sit in a tub of aloe right now. Missouri More
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Real Recognize Real
“It ain’t water playboy, it’s muh fuckin Grey Goose baby.” – Wow. Just wow. I’m about to tell you a true statement. Not like an over the top dramatic example of how I feel, but an honest to God true statement. – I would without a doubt, 100% not even trade you a bottle a […] More
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Open Sesame
Somebody shut those blinds please…before I go blind. Missouri More
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Purrrrfect Panties
Well Hello Kitty. I see you hiding in there…Probably the only pussy that’s ever been near those pants. Ehhhhh Ohhhhhh! Missouri More
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