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in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

Rim Job

I want to talk less about half this dude’s ass falling out and instead talk about rims. What ever happened to spinners? They were so cool for like a few years there. Missouri More

by luke December 29, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Profane Shirts, Walmart Fashion

I’m Here

Not surprisingly, I don’t see a lot of guys hiding their “bitches” out of nervous fear of that possibility. Missouri More

by luke November 14, 2016, 2:00 pm
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

On A Roll

Excuse me miss, please keep those buns inside of the packaging. Missouri More

by luke November 1, 2016, 5:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Random

The Test

That moment when you wake up feeling sick and immediately think you are pregnant… Missouri More

by luke October 3, 2016, 9:59 am
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Going Coastal

Didn’t we suffer enough from the fall out of the East vs. West beef from Biggie and Tupac? You want us to feel that pain all over again?!?! Missouri More

by luke August 15, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

Cracking A Smile

Peace. Love. Buttcracks. Missouri More

by luke June 10, 2016, 11:30 am
in Featured Creature, Funny, Mississippi, Missouri, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?

Red Vs. Blue

I feel like I’m about to watch some weird Anime game battle go down here. Who you guys got, Red or Blue? Mississippi & Missouri More

by luke April 29, 2016, 9:41 am
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Walmart Fashion

Dino-mite!

Have you seen these inflatable T-Rex costumes? They make me happier than a 30 year old should get over inflatable dinosaurs. I can’t help it. Missouri More

by luke April 13, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Walmart Fashion

The Ultimate

Somebody looks like they were all geeked up for Wrestlemania last night. Although somebody should let him know the Ultimate Warrior is no longer around….RIP UW. Missouri More

by luke April 4, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Accidents?, Funny, Missouri, Random

Caution: Wet Floor

Maybe instead of treating it like a crime scene and waiting for your forensic team to show up, you could just pick the shit up and get it out of the aisle. Just a thought. Missouri More

by luke March 21, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?

WWIB: Here Comes The Boom

We’ve got the battle of the bulge in this gut check edition of Who Wears It Better: Belly Busters!!! I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going with tattoo girl. Not only is a nice accent piece to your gut a classy touch, but sweatpants tucked into boots just sets it over the top […] More

by luke March 21, 2016, 11:30 am
in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

The Blowhole

I’m sure he’s got some cool story about how his pants shred. Like maybe it was from a charging bull or, more than likely, the time he got drunk and stuck a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. Missouri More

by luke February 22, 2016, 6:00 pm

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