Did You Kill A Cheetah?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CHEETAH PRINT FLOWERS!!!! Now what am I supposed to use to decorate my cougar den? Missouri More
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Special Treatment
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Biker Babe
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Afghan Pimpin’
Dear creepy hipster, there is currently a cold hooker that would appreciate you returning her coat. Missouri More
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Mind Of Its Own
AAAAAGHHH! Oh man, that thing scared the sh*t out of me! Are you serious with that that?! Holy…I don’t even…with that tank top…are you kidding me? And it’s all wavy! Oh man….wow. Missouri More
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Avert Your Eyes
Hahahahaha. I’m laughing because you can’t stop looking! You don’t want to, but you just can’t stop! Hahahahahah….gross. Missouri More
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It’s Business Time
This dude would even look out of place at a tractor pull in 1991. Missouri More
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Hand Full of PETA
That’s right people! Only in America do we still love wearing dead animals as hats even though modern advancements have made it possible for us to not be forced to rely on animal skins for warmth while we are out trapping for even more pelts. Missouri More
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Judge Me By My Size, Do You?
Recommend do I, not putting Yoda on your jacket when short you are. Missouri More
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Marvel-ous
I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men. Missouri More
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Let’s Get Angry About It
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Double Trouble
If you’re wondering what gut-buster used to act like when he was a kid, simply sneak a peak at the little rascal in his camo hat clearly abiding by all of the complex safety regulations of the shopping cart. Missouri More
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