Land & Sea
Well know fact: Sharks and foxes are quite fond of one another. Missouri More
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Tyin’ One Off
Ohh God, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! It looks like you tied off your body waiting for the biggest heroin needle ever! Something is going to burst if you don’t let it breathe a little. Missouri More
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Hot Crossed Buns
Yeaaaaah…because fear of burning my hands is why I’m not going to touch them! Missouri More
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Lonely Ram
I guess I would have pegged Elvis as more of a Tennessee Titans fan but I guess the greatest performer on Earth would relate to the greatest show on turf. Missouri More
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Grab Your Partner
A line-dance….in Walmart…..in Missouri. I can’t make this sh*t up people. Sometimes I feel like they are doing these things just for me! So grab your partner do-si-do, then step on up and shop some mo’! Missouri More
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Message From Above
After you get over your initial shock, look closely at her arm…..does it say “No”? Just in case you were thinking about it, the powers above have graciously sent you a message. Missouri More
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Accessorize, Accessorize
Normally if you told me a guy was picking out toe-rings, I’d laugh. In this case, I think I’m actually convinced a toe-ring would work on him. Missouri More
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Hiding A Package
Fortunately, your mini-purse is covering up the creepy bulge in your crotch. You don’t get to say that too often, huh? Missouri More
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Keeping Up With The Joneses
Back in the 50’s he would have a pack of smokes rolled up in his sleeves but it’s 2010 and now it’s all about double sunglasses. Missouri More
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Enroll At Drag U
I’m just curious if you are that bad at dressing like a man too. Missouri More
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Cougar In The Wild
Oh dear God! Please someone go explain to her what “cougar hunting” is. I think she is taking it way too literally. Missouri More
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Kinky Kelly
Well, I’ll just swallow my pride and say thanks for not letting me waste my time. Funny, I find it odd that you would even want the big ones for such a tiny hole back there but to each their own I guess. We will do our best to find someone to suit your needs. […] More
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