How Do You Think I Got This Suit?
It’s amazing how something so rich and valuable like gold can look so tacky….which is why I only rock petroleum clothes now. Just to show people how baller I am. Missouri More
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Kiss The Rings B*tch
It looks like Elvis is doing his best impression of the Steelers with all those rings! Stairway to seven tomorrow baby! Missouri More
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Front Butt
When what you’ve got going on there looks like an asscrack, put it away and never bring it out again. Missouri More
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You’re My Butterfly, Sugar, Baby
I’m not an animal law expert, but I’m thinking you might have some liability to that butterfly on you lower back for animal cruelty. Missouri More
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Flesh Colored Pants Dance
Hey Peaches & Cream, how many times do I have to outlaw flesh-colored pants? My heart drops with fear every time I have to do a double take, so knock it off! Missouri More
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You Naughty Little Monkeys
Hey slutty cop and slutty nurse, the “naughty” concept of your outfits derives from your character, not because you ate those extra slices of pizza. Missouri More
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Keeping Their Distance
I don’t know exactly what those things on your legs are, but I’m pretty sure they used to be pantyhose which decided that instead of being stuck up there they would just wilt and deteriorate until they are at a safe distance. Missouri More
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You Into Goat Play?
A little background info: In the fabric department of Walmart is this “Customer Projects” cork-board where customers bring in pictures of their accomplishments. Now a little future info: The person who spent time creating baby goat outfits complete with matching hats scared away every single person in her life and now the only human interaction […] More
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The Sweater Unitard
Hey you know that awful homemade sweater your weird aunt sends you every Christmas? Yeah, most people don’t even want to wear that in their own houme for the 15 seconds it takes for your mom to take a picture to send back, yet you felt that it was such a gem that not only […] More
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Blame It On The Alcohol
Girl, you are lucky it’s New Years Eve because by 12:01 tonight, someone might be drunk enough to ruin their 2011. Missouri More
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Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town In 19 Days
We at PoWM are gonna do our version of an Advent Calendar with all the Santa’s of Walmart! We will let this guy kick off the countdown at 19 days! Missouri More
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