Leather So Soft
There is only 1 person that can make wearing a leather jacket with their pajamas look cool, and last time I checked you’re not the Fonz. Missouri More
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The Bottom Shelf
Wow that’s a lot to take in on a Monday. I don’t even know how to process all that right now! At first I just assumed you were everybody’s Grandma when they get ready for jazzercise at the local Y, but then you just threw me for a loop with those Frankenstein boots and to […] More
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Drive On In!
“Ahhh son-of-a-bitch this isn’t the Bojangles drive-thru! This is convenient though because I just spilled my last beer here thanks to this fake Bojangles look-a-like bastard thingy!” Missouri More
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Billy Jean Shorts
I have to say out of everything I see, what surprises me the most is the fact that he doesn’t have a hole cut into his pockets to trick people into reaching in there for candy and instead getting a handful of something else. Missouri More
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The Battle Flag Of The Confederacy
Say what you want about their meaning, I’m just a little surprised that the ol’ stars and bars aren’t used on more high end products. In fact, I’m gonna go start the trend and see if I can get Mercedes to hook me up with a custom paint job to match the Confederate Armani suit […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, RandomAll Dolled Up
Oh it’s Friday people, time for a romantic night of music with your baby doll. Oh son-of-a-bitch, I didn’t mean grab a boombox and a real baby doll; I swear some of you are just awful at picking up what I’m laying down here! Missouri More
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Mouse In The House
Even Mickey Mouse in Fantasia would think that getup is a little too weird. Although, you might be the most pleasant trench coat creeper anyone has ever met, so I guess there are 2 sides to every coin. Missouri More
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What Would You Do For A Twenty Twen?
What? She has her goods that she is selling out on display. That’s just good business right there. You don’t see Walmart hiding it’s products, so why should she? Missouri More
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Breast In Show
If not you, then who? Am I right people? – The answer to the question is likely a prison pen-pal boyfriend, but that really didn’t rhyme so I ignored it. Missouri More
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Fresh Out The Oven
Lady, you don’t even have your biscuit bottoms out for us to determine whether they are hot buns or not. So (1) thank you for that, and (2) that is probably false advertising. Missouri More
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Sweet Release
Can you hear that? That’s the sound of George Lucas making another billion dollars off the new Star Wars Blu-Ray release. If you couldn’t make that noise out, it was probably drowned out from the sound of some dude dressed up as Chewbacca cumming in his pants. More
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Pagans & Puppies
Check out this bad mother watch your mouth! Damn, I’m surprised Sons of Anarchy hasn’t introduced a guy with a puppy pouch into their show yet, strictly for intimidation purposes! Missouri More
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