Lookie Lookie I See Your Cookie
I spy with my little eye….oh wait nevermind, I didn’t need to spy that at all. It’s pretty much right out there in the open. Missouri More
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The Never Nude
Little dude, take note of how NOT to wear your sweatpants. Although if you sag yours down to show off your diaper that might actually be kinda badass. Missouri More
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Blow The Whistle
I hope that’s a rape whistle around your neck because you look like you have to beat the ladies off with a stick! Missouri More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Camouflaged
Time once again for Who Wears it Better: Camo Booty Edition! Now, I know it’s going to be tough to choose here and we all wish that their camo actually worked so we wouldn’t have to see their asses, but someone has to make these tough choices and I know you guys have it in […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, New Jersey, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Twice As Nice
What?!?!!? Two “Who Wears It Better?” in one day! Are you kidding me?! Friday the 13th is luckier than folk lure lets on! Hot damn! So we all wish we had x-ray vision, but like they say, be careful what you wish for! Who ya going with people? Missouri & New Jersey More
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Dance Moms
Okay, now I’ll be the first to tell you I don’t like this picture. The main reason being, I can’t be sure this is an actual celebrity so someone might just be getting one over on us here. However, against my better judgement, I went ahead with it because apparently this lady is on the […] More
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Feeling Blue
♫ I’m blue, I’m in need of a guy, I’m in need of a guy ♫ Those were the words, right? No? Well they seemed rather fitting for this situation. Missouri & Ohio More
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The Carpenter
I see you ran into UFC fighter Clay “The Carpenter” Guida at Walmart. Which has me wonder why he is dressed like he is about to knee some guy in the head rather than pick up some orange juice. But hey, good luck to the Walmart greeter who wants to tell him to put a shirt on. […] More
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You Sandbaggin’ Son Of A Bitch
Let’s take a quick little poll here. What is the best object that she can store between those sandbags? My suggestion is a bowie knife. What do you think? Let’s here ’em in the comments! Missouri More
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Rain On Your Parade
I was gonna warn you that opening that umbrella up in your car may bring bad luck, but I feel like I’m probably too late to start trying to help you change your luck. Missouri More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, RandomRollback The Barrel
Nothing spreads the Christmas cheer like some annoying caroling while you shop. Any thoughts as to what this little A Capella group calls themselves? Missouri More
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