Is it sad that the first thing that comes to my mind now is “Oh, she doesn’t have back boobs”? And that actually disappoints me a little! Oh how I’ve been warped. Minnesota More
What color paint do you think it’s buying? Silver? White?…WRONG! It’s likely buying gold paint because that is the best paint for huffing. Don’t just guess, get educated people! Oh and be cautious because it looks like it has the power to trap souls Minnesota More
You may say he is compensating for the lack of hair on his head. I would say he is awesome and I’m pretty confident he can pick up Skittles with that thing. We both might be right, but my point is cooler. Minnesota More
You think he’s having a shitty day? Try being the customer service rep that has to wait on him! Because I’m guessing that if the load of dump in his underwear isn’t his top priority at that instant there must be something crazy that I probably couldn’t even wrap my head around. Minnesota More
Personally, I applaud you. I’ve been waiting years for today’s youth to finally popularize jean jackets custom made with your trucker name, but I guess they are all too busy wearing vampire stuff. So 10 – 4 Cinderella Gypsy, I’m right behind you, this is Midnight Jackhammer signing off. Minnesota More
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I like this new goth look better than the typical tight black clothing. It’s a more conservative, almost Amish style of goth. It says “I hate my parents and the world and you, but I’m not a complete skank that will sleep with you for a bottle of vodka and pack of menthols.” So that’s […] More