WWIB: Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hound Dog
In today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better”, we have an epic Elvis vs. Elvis battle. So, whose banana would you rather eat bacon and peanut butter off of? Michigan & Mississippi More
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in California, Featured Creature, Funny, Michigan, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Clash Forward
Hey people, just a quick reminder, patterns don’t typically go together very well. Just because it’s a nice shirt and those are nice pants does not automatically let them combine to make a nice outfit. I mean, nothing in here is working on its own, but even if it did that would apply. That’s all […] More
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WWIB: Plumber’s Crack
Cracks don’t discriminate by gender, they come in all shapes and sizes and offend all of us. The question here is “Who Wears It Better?” in the battle of the sexes. Michigan & Oklahoma More
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I’m Too Sexy
I’ve now officially decided not to have kids, so thank you for that. I just can’t bare the thought that I brought someone into the world in it’s current state. I can’t even imagine what it will be like in a few years, if we all haven’t killed ourselves by then. Michigan More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Michigan, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Freaky Friday
Hot damn! We are serving you guys up enough bottom biscuits here to keep you filled up for the entire weekend. Thank us by telling us which of these you would rather slap some jelly on an go H.A.M.! Michigan More
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I Got These Cheeseburgers
Throw a couple of beer cans around that guy and I would swear that’s what I looked like 4 out of 7 nights during college. Of course most of the time I made it home and not on LateNightMistakes.com. Michigan More
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Everyday I’m Smugglin’
Unless you are a model or European, don’t wear a Speedo. In fact, I’m pretty sure Europeans even know they look stupid in Speedos but they wear them anyway just because they have bought into their own stereotype. Anyway, I digress. The point here is you have a tiny package and nobody wants to see […] More
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WWIB: Tie-Dye For
Tie-dye? More like tie-die right? Cause when they wear it I wanna kill myself. Right? Huh? Dye-die? Right? Screw you guys. Just pick ‘Who Wears it Better’. Alabama & Michigan More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Michigan, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Virginia, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Men At Work
Finally we can get an answer to the great debate over which type of short shorts make middle-aged men’s asses look the best, daisy dukes or all leather. So you the people have the important task of letting us know “Who Wears It Better?” Michigan & Virginia More
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Shake Ya Tailfeather
I know I’m not you father, at least I’m pretty sure I’m not, but let me give you some parenting advice for when you grow up anyway: Do NOT shake what you’re momma gave ya. Obviously your grandmother didn’t pass that along to her daughter, so I’m trying to break the cycle. Michigan More
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WWIB: Hooray For Boobies
Man, I can’t believe it’s August already! That means fall is right around the corner and all the summer boobies get put away again. Happens every year but it never gets easier. Oh well, maybe a Who Wears It Better: Boobies On Parade Edition will cheer me up. California & Michigan More
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Barbie’s Dream Car
I guess this proves the ‘only bitches drive Mustangs’ theory. Michigan More
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