Christmas is only 16 days away…although if this demon beast thing is in any way associated with Christmas I’m not sure I’ll be partaking in any festivities this year. Michigan More
Can we all just do away with Frozen and just LET IT GO already? As far as Disney movies go, it was average at best. If it wasn’t for that damn song which is super catchy, we all would have forgotten about it already. For all of your immature people like me out there, you […] More
Real men wear pink – is something that goes right out the window when applied to skinny jeans. Don’t try to hide behind Breast Cancer Awareness month either buddy, I’m not buying that from ya. Michigan More
Check out this impressive power-pony! It lets people know you’re not one to mess with, but if they do try you and earn your respect you’ll crack a few beers with ’em. I like your style pal. Michigan More
Mam, I don’t mean to alarm you but it appears as though your breasts are trying to win a limbo challenge. ♫ Oh how low can you go! I said how low can you go! ♫ Michigan More
If you could afford to pay Morgan Freeman to steer your cart for you, I think everyone’s head in that Walmart would explode from sheer awesomeness. Michigan More
Shiiit, I can’t blame her. Every time I venture into the wild world of Walmart I feel like I need a nap to recharge my batteries too. I just happen to wait until I get home, but whatever floats your boat. Michigan More
Sure these gals have some junk in the trunk, but remember that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. So do you prefer the meat-eater or the coin-dozer? Maryland & Michigan More
It’s a battle of epic proportions with these two whale tails fighting for crack supremacy! I’d pay $59.99 for this pay-per-view special…If only because I could technically use it as a business write-off on my taxes. Not a lot of people could say that. Florida & Michigan More