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There is just something about Christmas Eve and PJ’s. They go together like spaghetti and meatballs. Of course there is something about jammies at Walmart and buttcracks that seem to go too well together. Not a fan of that combo. Michigan More
Quick reminder that there’s going to be a Dolly Parton made for TV movie coming out soon. Michigan More
You pass out with your shoes on and you get shamed. That’s a fact. But did his friends take it too far with the Walmart shaming? Not sure he can ever recover from that. Michigan More
Thanks for spelling that out, but the fact that you’re an adult painted up like a cat pretty much let us all know that already. Even the people in the Broadway show Cats hate their lives. If you insist on painting your face at least be something cool, don’t waste it on being a shitty […] More
I see scarecrows not having a brain is a common trait in that species. Michigan More
That’s a sweet look…if you’re a cartoon character that’s about to grow wheels and roll away. What the hell are you doing man? Michigan More
We got ourselves a BOGO in aisle strange. Which look would you go with? Less hair, less color or more hair waaay more color? Michigan More
Not sure why you’re wasting your money, it looks like you’ve got plenty of milk already. Michigan More
If you’re looking for a red flag in a relationship, a big one is when his heels are bigger than yours. Michigan More
Psssst, guess what? I think you confused your daughter’s tutu for your own. You should remedy that situation immediately. Michigan More
Listen bud, we can all appreciate a nice tight ass. I don’t think you’re gonna find anyone to argue against that, so it really is just one of those things that not only doesn’t need to be said, but definitely doesn’t need to be put out on blast. Michigan More
