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I know some of you are asking yourself “Who the hell is this Spose character?” and your follow up question might be “How is he a celebrity if I’ve never heard of him?” Two great questions. First he gained his popularity like all great celebrities via his YouTube video I’m Awesome. Second, we found his song […] More
I would suggest you ask one of your other cohorts to help you pick your funky ass crack underwear wedgie, but it seems pretty obvious your entire clan has trouble correctly picking any type of clothing. Maine More
I’m not even going to say anything about this guy because he obviously has the same problem as I do when I go out in public. All the ladies be like “Oh snap, I gotta get me some of that,” and then they can’t help themselves so they just start tearing off my clothes….Damn you […] More
♫ – Booty, Booty, Booty rockin’ everywhere! Booty, Booty, Booty looks like it belongs on a bear! – ♫ Maine & South Carolina More
Ah, yes! She is trying to hunt down the elusive ‘Buck Double’. I’m thinking she succeeds… Maine More
Okay, you see all those little tiny loops on your pants? Great, now those loops are there for other reasons besides hanging you keychain clip. They also are used for belts. Yeah, we even call them beltloops! Crazy, huh? Maine More
I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked. Maine More
Fortunately for this lady, the tiger guy was not at the same Walmart. Maine More
