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Is it weird that I’m sad that ugly christmas sweaters are ironically cool now? It was so much more fun when people wore them seriously and thought they were cool but the rest of us knew they weren’t. Now I just can’t tell and that makes me sad. Maine More
It’s a battle of the sexes in this “Who Wears It Better?” showdown! Apparently whether or not you have a belt doesn’t really matter when you’re going commando and need the world to see what you’re working with! Florida & Maine More
Damn! Who are you? Thurman Merman, the little kid from Bad Santa? How many sammiches you need? Maine More
I was gonna call Little Bo Peep here a little hussy but then I noticed I accidentally walked into the gun show and thought that would be a bad idea. Seriously, she must curl her sheep on the reg. Maine More
Let’s fly together in this Who Wears It Better: Flocking Together Edition. I know feathers in the hair have recently become a little hairstyle trend, but let me go on record and say that they look stupid. Absolutely stupid. Unless you are a Native American chief, keep the damn birds of prey decorations out of […] More
You know, it’s odd, I can see the top of your head but for some reason I truly believe if I run up to you and jump onto that super rat-tail and climb it all the way to the top I’ll reach some awesome unbelievable fantasy land where all my dreams would come true…or I’d […] More
I can’t tell if I’m more impressed by the sweet paint job on the truck or the sweet sun-paint job that was done to create that magnificent wife beater tan! Maine More
You see at first I couldn’t tell if you were a badass or not, because all I had to go off of was your huge nips and mean tattoos but thankfully you pulled that ginormous chain off your boat anchor to wear around your neck so everyone can see that you are indeed a badass….Oh, […] More
Oh God! Had I known those were the types of Yellow Moons I would be getting, I never would have gone after his Lucky Charms! Maine More
What everyone needs to do as we countdown to Christmas is quit monkeying around and finish up that shopping list. Personally I’ve bought a total of -2 items for Christmas (I say negative 2 because instead of buying for others I’ve bought stupid shit for myself); So, who has crossed everything off of their list […] More
Let’s make a deal. I won’t feed the animals if you don’t come within 500 yards of me or my family. Maine More
You know, I never really thought about it, but I guess if the Grim Reaper is around he had to have a mother, right? Maine More
