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Lords Of The Dance
Not quite the dancers I had in mind, but perhaps this could turn out to be a more memorable Christmas than I thought. Maine More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Maine, RandomProblem Vs. Solution
Well if this isn’t an editorial cartoon played out in real life. So is that dude just lazy or is Walmart that bad to work for? True art makes you question things….So I hear. I still think movie posters are decoration, so what the hell do I know? Maine More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Maine, VehiclesOne For The Road
Now that’s one classy truck window sticker. Although now that I think about it, I’d rather have to come up with some explanation of what’s going on to my kids rather than see another scene of deer or fish on the back of a truck. Maine More
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Winter Flowers
What? She is just adding some natural fertilizer to her flowers. Maine More
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A Fact Of Life
Sharts happen. It’s a fact of life. That’s my PSA for the day. Feel free to use that quote on your tombstone or something, just make sure you cite me. Maine More
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PJ Underpants
Can I knock the guy for being able to wear PJs and jorts at the same time or do I have to applaud the most minimal effort imaginable to put something on other than his pajamas to go to Walmart? So torn here… Maine More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Maine, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, South Carolina, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Peek-A-Poo
It’s been a while since we’ve had a good ol’ “Who Wears It Better?” duel. So when it comes to the different ways you can screw up wearing shorts, which do you prefer? The too tight and too small peek-a-poo or the always classic loosey goosey? Maine & South Carolina More
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Loaded Baked Potato
I see we’ve got some hot spuds there. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you picking out some butter to put on top. Now go grab the sour cream and let’s have a party. Maine More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Maine, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, West Virginia, Who Wears It Better?Cheek 2 Cheek
I’m not sure standing behind a billboard would hide those badunkadunks but clearly the methods you’re currently using are not working. Maine & West Virginia More
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Baby It’s Cold Outside
Apparently nobody let her know of the impending arctic winter blast. Or they did, and she still doesn’t care cause she likes to show off her bottom biscuits. Either way dat ass gonna be cold. Maine More
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