Eye Can See Down Your Shirt
Eye see what you did there! Huh? Right? “Eye see”! Huh? Huh?…you know what, screw you people and cyclopes here, I’m gonna go hang myself. I don’t need this crap. Maryland More
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in California, Featured Creature, Funny, Maryland, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: I See France
All my big booty hoes, let me see you tootsie roll. *Now in my head is a really good hard-knocking, rump-shaking beat* – That was fun right? Ah, I’m so glad I could bring you all in on that magical journey with me. Anyway, this see-through extravaganza is just the latest installment of everyone’s favorite […] More
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The Sharp Dressed Man
You know, if you would have told me combining Pocahontas and ZZ Top would look so damn good I would have started growing my hair and beard a long time ago! Maryland More
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Worth The Risk
Ohhh I love me some Girl Scout cookies, but I hate being kidnapped and raped, but on the other hand Thin Mints are my shit….f*ck it, I’m taking the risk. Maryland More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Maryland, RandomShop With A Cop
Walmart security had it pretty easy over the weekend when a man allegedly decided it would be a good idea to shoplift while 50 police officers held a charity event at the store. Officials in Maryland arrested Timothy Randall Clark on Saturday after he allegedly attempted to steal over $500 in video game products at […] More
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Wipe Me Down
My guess is the strip club ran out of sanitary wipes for the pole and someone had to go get more. You would figure they would stock up on those at Sam’s Club or something but I suppose strippers aren’t known for their sharp minds. Maryland More
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Wake Up You Drunkards
You know what’s funny, this is exactly the car I expected Presidential candidate Jimmy McMillan to be driving. Because let’s face it folks, rent is just too damn high! Maryland More
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Baby Cheeks
It’s unfortunate that your spine and ribs take away from your tiny little butt cheeks hanging out. Someone let her know this is America, we are fat, and to get with the program! Maryland More
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Going Backless
Ah yes, the backless hooded sweatshirt! Those are almost as rare as bottomless shoes…almost… Maryland More
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The Showgirls
I imagine this is what Medivial Times will look like in 100 years, because you know when future people look back on this time all they will remember are fat people and Walmart….Oh and the president getting his pp touched, but I’m not sure how that will fit into their dinner and a show. Maryland More
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Wasting Away In Pinacoladaburg
Listen creeper, I don’t listen to Jimmy Buffet cause I’m wicked pissed & jealous that he has made a fortune off selling the idea and mood of vacation to people, but I’m pretty confident Margaritaville is not in aisle 4. Maryland More
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