Hear Me Roar
Bro. Just no. Just absolutely no. Maybe, just maybe if you were hung like a moose you could pull off that leopard print leotard (or the rest of that outfit) but accentuating your baby dick is not helping. Maryland More
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Thinkin’ Pink
You look like one of those online build-a-doll things that little girls can choose different outfits for the tops and bottoms. Not one anyone would pick mind you, but I think you get the picture here. Maryland More
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Mrs. Ventura
You think you look like a rebel, I think you look like Ace Ventura’s girlfriend. Maryland More
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The Foxtrot
There is nothing sly about wearing tie-dye. It is impossible to be slick and go unnoticed with it on. Period. You failed at being a fox. Maryland More
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Super Rasta
You have to be really about that Rastafarian life to purchase that onesie there. I hope that company only made 3 of those, because anything after that seems like overkill for that market. Maryland More
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The Triplets
I didn’t know haunting nightmares could happen in the middle of the day…while I’m awake. Maryland More
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Sock It To Me
Looks like we’ve finally solved the mystery of where those missing socks go from our laundry. Maryland More
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Death By Love
I may not know what love is, but I do know what it is not… Maryland More
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Blurred Lines
Looks like someone is holding an x-ray machine up to half of your body. Remind me to punish them for doing that. Not healthy for any of us. Maryland More
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The Dynamic Duo
Not quite sure what’s going on here. I mean obviously I know every childhood storybook is being ruined in one picture, but outside of that I’m lost. Maryland More
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