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We have quite the matchup in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Are you pulling for the man who was in desperate need for a bag of Doritos half way through his haircut or the mystical red fe-mullet? Massachusetts & New Mexico More
Oh, well it’s a good thing you warned me because I was sooo close to just grindin’ all up on you. It’s tough for me to control myself when you look so damn tasty…dick-hole. Massachusetts More
Yeah I’m sick and tired of the handicapped getting all the good parking spots too! Don’t worry though Bubba, that should buff right out. Massachusetts More
We couldn’t afford Kevin James for our rendition of Zookeeper, so we hired this guy to dress the part and slap a tarantula on the back of his head. I can already tell you which one will be more entertaining to watch. Massachusetts More
What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit. Massachusetts More
You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig! Massachusetts More
This is one occasion where smearing peanut butter all over your body would be somewhat appropriate. Massachusetts More
Ooohhh yaaaa! I love me some “Who Wears It Better”. It leaves me all tingly inside. We got a good matchup for you today, so you let us know which one you would like to see digging for gold! Massachusetts & North Carolina More
Yeah sure, of course I have a few minutes to hear your theories on the government and the current state of the American family environment. Massachusetts More
I think we’ve found Napoleon Dynamite’s mother…Gosh! Massachusetts More
Hey lady, yellow submarine does not refer to the hoagie. Massachusetts More
Jumpin bejeezes! Motley Crew is an understatement on this one buddy! Massachusetts More
