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Ok sure, chances are her driver needed to stop at Walmart for something and she decided to see what all of the hype was about inside these Walmart stores that she had only heard of, but at least Beyoncé was in the giving spirit (to the tune of over $37,000). Nice to see that type […] More
Listen, I don’t want to alarm everyone but these two have put us all in grave danger. With all of this whale tail around during shark week I’m afraid we’re all about to get attacked. Indiana & Massachusetts More
Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with […] More
Throw a goofy green hat on him and put a green beer in his hand and he is doing a spot on impersonation of me in roughly 36 hours! Massachusetts More
“Ahhh you know that mista mista lady? I think I just killed her.” – Anyway, we all dance to the beat of a different drum, some of those drums just aren’t playing so it looks really weird. So who you guys got in this battle of the mista mista lady? Arizona & Massachusetts More
If I didn’t know any better I’d say someone is getting geared up to grease up a pig and try to catch it naked…or try to block up their bowels for 6 months, I don’t know. I never bought that much butter or cheese. Massachusetts More
I swear to God I can’t even begin to think of how I would describe this to my barber. Maybe you guys could help… Massachusetts More
Looking past that guy’s sweet wig, I find myself confused as to why a Juggalo needs a Halloween costume? Seems a bit foolish, no? You think Neil Armstrong ever went as anything but an astronaut? Massachusetts More
Hey check out the pineapples on that one huh? Right? Right? Yeah, no I think they might be rotten. Nevermind. Nobody eat the fruit! The fruit is bad. Worst. Vacation. Ever. Massachusetts More
Wow your wedding cake must be delicious, I see people lined up for it. Can I get the name of your caterer? Oh the Boys & Girls Clubs of America, excellent. Massachusetts More
It looks like these two young ladies set us up for a nice little game of what I’d like to call “Hide The Sausage”. Basically, your job is to finish the phrase “Give me a boner _______.” or “I had his wiener ________.” in the comments below. Go! Massachusetts & Ohio More
It looks like your wife is reading your shirt for the first time and she can now understand why you make her stuff her vagina with SpaghettiO’s…and that makes me smile. Massachusetts More
