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We are creeping up on summertime guys, so don’t forget to hit the gym before you get your bronze on. These dudes are a little early for suns out guns out, but maybe they live by the philosophy of foods out boobs out. I don’t know how they get down, but I can tell you […] More
Our friends over at FreaksofFastFood.com thought it would be cute to challenge us to a little milkshake jelly jiggle off….hahahaha, c’mon young’ens. You come at the king you best not miss. Louisiana More
See kids, sometimes nightmares really do come true, even if they’re not on Elm street. Louisiana More
Geez, can you imagine if the carpet matches the drapes? Probably looks like a stuffed animal convention. Louisiana More
What is it about older people that when they try to be hip & trendy they always pick something that is no longer hip and trendy, yet you applaud the effort anyway? I’m overly impressed by your grandmohawk lady, even if nobody else is. Louisiana More
Mohawks never go out of style. – That’s what I want my tombstone to say. Louisiana & New York More
Thanks for wearing heels. Nothing like putting some extra yeast in those biscuits so they rise a bit more. Louisiana More
October is Breast Cancer Awareness month. So in case you weren’t aware, you no longer have an excuse to be ignorant to that fact. Save the titties people! Louisiana More
Apparently Smart only applies to the car. Seriously though, like you’re not enough of a smug asshole driving around in a Smart car you have to highlight it with some awful paint job even more? And then park it in a cart return? I’d block the front of that on general principles if I were […] More
This little piggy went to Walmart….and was haunted by the site of his dead family scattered about in the refrigerator sections. His delicious, delicious family. California & Louisiana More
Funny how it seems that as soon as you lose self-respect you gain belly shirts. Odd how it works out like that. Louisiana More
I feel like belly shirts should have “only if you have a sexy” in front of the title. Clearly these two look like they are already set to square off in a sumo match so I’ll leave it to you guys to determine who would win and who wear it better. Louisiana More
