Susie Snakeskin
Maybe you should slither yourself on over to a mirror and make better decisions. Kentucky More
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Inside Out
It’s like an explosion of gross. I hope I don’t catch any shrapnel of buttcrack & fupa. Kentucky More
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Turtle Power
I see someone is totally stoked for the new TMNT movie….or a another shitty sequel to The Mask. It’s hard to tell. Kentucky More
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#Indestrucible
Looking like the worst tag team duo of all time. Kentucky More
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Let’s Play Dress Up
Did Walmart start hosting Comic-Con now? – He asks assuming this is some cosplay dress up character that’s like a weak ass nerdier version of Casey Jones. Kentucky More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kentucky, RandomBanana Pads
Okay, going old school traditional with your shopping methods. Taking it back to the village days where for whatever reason they be carrying shit on their heads. I never understood it, but then again I complain when I underestimate my list and go in without grabbing a cart, so what do I know. Kentucky More
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WWIB: Part-Time Clowns
You would think a sad clown would be the saddest of all types of clowns. But you would be wrong. The lazy half-assed clowns are the saddest clowns of all. Colorado & Kentucky More
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Nutty Buddy
Awww look at the tired little squirrel. Poor guy is probably all exhausted from…deeeez nuts. Kentucky More
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Me No Want
Freaking Cookie Monster is about to get an eating disorder. Kentucky More
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Big Buck Hunters
I can’t really blame them. Actually getting up at 3 am to trek through the woods in the freezing cold to sit quietly in a treestand surrounded by darkness and deer piss sounds more like I woke up in a Saw movie rather than how I want to spend my free time. Kentucky More
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Love Me Tender
If you’re looking to really raise some money for Relay for Life you should sponsor me because I’ll run for days to get away from shitty Elvis impersonators. Kentucky More
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Family Favorite
Well that’s one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen all week. Fortunately I can go pick up more food while I’m at Walmart because I just threw all mine up. Kentucky More
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