Late To The Party
Some might say you’re a little late for Thanksgiving darling, but I say you’re never too early for the best meal of the year. Keep doing you! Kentucky More
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White (Walmart) Wedding
Just set up a tent in the camping section and have your honeymoon there too. We won’t judge. Kentucky More
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The Smuggler
This isn’t a prison check-in lady. I don’t need to see what you’re smuggling up your keister. Kentucky More
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Squirrelly Behavior
There may or may not be a dead squirrel in that mo-mulllet of his. I cannot confirm or deny. Kentucky More
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When You Gotta Go
You know, when you’re high on meth and imagine yourself in a nice, clean bathroom when in reality you are squatting in a Walmart parking lot. C’mon, we’ve all been there… Kentucky More
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Dora’s Explorer
That Dora the actual Explorer…nice word play buddy. Props. Kentucky More
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Funny Bunny
Listen lady, Hugh isn’t that senile yet. Kentucky More
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Fire Crotch
If you can’t take the heat get your ass out the ass? Where there’s a smoking hot ass there’s fire? I’m not even sure what other fire puns to use. You guys have any? I’m sure there are plenty. Kentucky More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kentucky, RandomSale! Sale! Sale!
Listen folks, this isn’t your regular run-of-the-mill bullshit yard sale. This is the most epic mother-effin yard sale in the history of yard sales. Hell, this bad mama-jama spans 2 whole days! So get your green 1991 minivan or your 1989 pickup truck, park it right in the middle of their neighbors driveways so they […] More
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The Hustle
That would be much more believable if you wrote that in blood, cocaine or maybe a mix of both. A 97 cent Sharpie just doesn’t do it for me. Kentucky More
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Are You Mad?
Introducing the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland 3: The Weird Wasteland of Wallyworld! Kentucky More
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Biker Boobs
Sup biker babe? Looks like you’ve got a few support beams holding up that old roof that’s about to collapse. You ain’t fooling anyone sweetheart. Kentucky More
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