Subpar Stitching
Wow that’s a lot of patterns. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. That’s a lot of BAD patterns. There is honestly no combination between the two of you that could even slightly be considered matching. Awful. Kansas More
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Whack B-Crack
At what point is it no longer showing some plumber’s crack and it just turns out to you being one big asshole? Kansas More
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The Animal
The 90’s WWF wrestler haircut is still good in my book! Kansas More
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Throwin’ ‘Bows
Imma just go ahead and leave this here… Kansas More
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Tangled On Top
That is a fancy hair piece you’ve got there. If it were on a 6 year old girl playing Disney dress up it would be adorable. On you, it’s odd and a bit frightening. Kansas More
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The Pumpking
Jack Skellington over here rocking his pumpkin suit got me all pumped up for some trick or treating tonight. And by trick or treating I mean passing out candy to children as I take pulls from my flask like a real man with a problem. Kansas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kansas, VehiclesCreepy Clowns
Well that is terrifying. Speaking of scary ass clowns, there will be a new generation of kids (and adults like me) absolutely horrified by clowns again thanks to Twisty the Clown from American Horror Story. Kansas More
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Zebra Cakes
Can you hunt a zebra? Is that legal? I feel like it’s illegal to take one down. Can we all just look the other way for a few minutes though? I think we can all agree it’s in everyone’s best interest to just put one down. Kansas More
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The Hay-Man
Awwww, Mr. Scarecrow, you’re not gonna find your brain in that rack of CDs. Kansas More
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Extra Lettuce Bro
I’m so glad hippies still think they are even remotely relevant. It helps tremendously when trying to weed out the stupid. And yes I chose my words specifically there. Kansas More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Kansas, VehiclesThe One Man Parade
And our winner for the worst parade ever goes to…. Kansas More
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