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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin’ fine…Sorry, I just love me some Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Got a better Seuss riddle for […] More
Remember how you were just saying you don’t get enough cheetah print? Well I guess it’s your lucky day because it looks like we found the creepy van those ladies cruise around in!….Seriously though, I hope your van gets attacked by a large truck dressed like a lion. Illinois More
Hey, just because the U.S. Postal Service will no longer be delivering mail on Saturdays doesn’t mean this guy can’t continue bringing you packages…of pain! Bwahahaha <—- That’s my evil laugh, ’cause this car is so tough. Illinois More
You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball. Illinois More
Is it weird that I picture in my head a tiny high school gym full of disgusting rats that use your hair as their rope climb? Illinois More
I guess this isn’t technically a “Who Wears It Better?” unless I suppose I ask you which cart wears it’s lazy bitch better? Yeah, I guess that could work. Who wears it better? Illinois More
When your hair resembles something that grows wild in a forest I think it’s time to re-do the ‘do! Illinois More
If I was your friend and saw you out in public like that you’d get ‘beat’ by more than just ‘Dre’….Ehhh ohhh! Illinois More
I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shit. Illinois More
I can’t really tell if that’s a clown or a member of some new weird female gang. Either way, I’m not sticking around to find out because I don’t want to be shot with bullets or seltzer water. Illinois More
There are 2 things in life that I think we all love, and that’s food and butts. So it comes as no surprise that the two are often related. In fact, we all know too well all about bottom biscuits here at PoWM, but the task at hand is to decide which is better, the […] More
