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Dude, America is so many levels of awesome it’s not even funny. If you don’t love it you can geeeeeet out! We are kicking our Labor Day weekend off right & headed to see the Allman Brothers Band rock out America style. What big plans do you guys have this weekend? Illinois & Nebraska More
You know what? I’m actually less concerned about the creepy long fingernails and more concerned about those Honey Badger toenails! Holy crap! I’m just waiting for you to rip out my ribcage with those things! Illinois More
If a jelly roll came to life and calmly shopped at Walmart, this is what I imagine it would look it. Illinois More
I don’t know what happened sir, I was following them through the aisles and when they hit electronics it’s like they completely vanished. We’ll let you know when we locate them. Illinois More
Ohh that’s crazy, I was just saying how my shopping experience could use a balloon animal giraffe! Thanks for helping me out Weeblez! Illinois More
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa. Don’t you try to put that on me! Illinois More
Cheetah biscuits. They’re like bottom biscuits, but they’ve got a more wild smokey flavor. I mean, they still taste like shit, but a wild smokier shit. Illinois More
What did I tell you guys? Huh? Who called that it was time for some crazy-ass asses in white! This guy did. So I told you that, now you tell me which is worse, loose and see through or tight and tighter. Illinois More
Excellent, I was wondering where the ‘fairy of broken dreams and disappointed parents’ was. Gotta keep track of your fairies people. Illinois More
Should we even do a ‘Who Wears It Better’? Is that even applicable? I guess it’s more like ‘Who’s Hit The Point Of F*ck It’? Illinois More
I’m not sure she can grasp the irony of the fact that if those two words are clearly visible back there then it is probably wrong. Illinois More
It takes balls to look that sexy in public and I mean that quite literally,so I think we need to figure out “Who Wears Hers Better?” Illinois & Oklahoma More
