The Zoo Crew
When you’re ruining the images and beauty of wild animals for children everywhere do you prefer the stretched out cheetah skin or the bottom half of a giraffe? Illinois More
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Let Me Sniff That Thong
You ever notice man thongs smell worse than a woman’s thongs?…If you’ve answered yes or no to this question you need to stop sniffing people’s thongs and go get help. Illinois More
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Mommy Dresses Like Me
And we have an early leader for the gold medal in the Embarrassing Mom event! Illinois More
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WWIB: Colorful Characters
Ohhh, a little eyesores in your “Who Wears It Better?” for today. So which colorful character do you prefer? Bright and bruising biker babe or what could possibly be the villain I made up in a bad hallucinogenic acid trip? Illinois & Texas More
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Kings Of The Wild Frontier
There is no argument that more beard = more manly. It’s just a fact. However, getting further off the beaten path into mountain men/radish lookalike hurt the cause gentleman. Illinois & Kentucky More
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WWIB: Cow Goes ‘Moo’
Kind of a “clash” of the titans deal we got going on here huh? Right? Cause their clothes clash. You guys feel me on that right? No? Dr. Pepper for the baby? Nothing? Ahhh, you can all piss off. Illinois More
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WWIB: Red ‘Til I’m Dead
I’m sure there are a million red-hot jokes you guys could come up with, but what I really want to know is which one you’d want to throw into a ring with a bull. Illinois & New York More
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The Bearded Clams
Real men have beards. Assholes trying to be real men have weirdly stenciled stuff shaved into their beards. Illinois More
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Soon To Be Famous
Look at the cock of the walk right here. Must be Rex Kwon Do’s car or something. Illinois More
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Look What The Cat Dragged In
I like to imagine a very, very large cat hacking away annoyingly for like 25 minutes trying to clear it’s throat until it finally unearthed what you have on your head. Illinois More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Texas, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?Mistakes Have Been Made
In a fugly booty bit of irony both of you have made mistakes because neither of you are actually divas. Illinois & Texas More
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